The Great & Powerful
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Mary Fitzpatrick lives in Norwood, which is a way cooler neighborhood than most people think.
She’s a redhead (natural), allergic to rhino urine, dyslexic, and a breast cancer survivor.
None of these, she believes, are necessarily related.
Ms. Fitzpatrick has been writing seriously since 2001 and has been the president of CWP since 2005.
Mary currently has several novels in the works...er...that is right after the home rennovations are complete.
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Mary's Blog Mary's email |
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Karen George |
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Karen George has published both fiction and poetry in many outstanding magazines
and journals, which (due to my own sheer jealousy) I'll not list here. She received a grant from
The Kentucky Arts Council for her short fiction, and has twice won The Dr. Sandra Cuni Creative Writing Award from Thomas More College.
Karen is way cooler, has many more shoes, and is much more accomplished than most of the schleps at CWP. As proof, she is currently at work on a third novel.
Doubtless, she would not think very highly of the writing I've done here, nor the fact that I've brazenly lifted her bio almost verbatim from TBR's website.
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Karen's Blog Karen's email |
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Debbie Groen |
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Debbie Groen
When you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
Debbie Groen, long-time street performer and sometime
writer, exaggeratedly shakes her head and waggles one white-gloved index figure:
"No you do not." She then crosses her arms and pouts annoyingly...
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Debbie's Blog Debbie's email |
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Yokozuna Tom Groh |
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Tom Groh was born in a fishing village along the Yellow River in the Gansu Province of China. As he grew to considerable
stature and prominence, Tom soon realized the village was no longer big enough to feed his various appetites. Though he dabbled in sumo for
a few years (undefeated in 239 bouts), he realized his true love lie in the West. So he followed his ambition to CWP, where he currently
throws up web pages during the wee hours of the nite, and takes lots of grief for never providing enough backstory.
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Tom's Email |
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Allie Hale |
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Allie Hale
Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made,
those were the days. And you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states everybody
pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days!
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Allie's Blog Allie's email |
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Major Scott Heile |
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Scott Heile has been writing for as long as anyone can remember. In the early years, Scott wrote poetry, mostly personal, introspective stuff, for himself, in the snow.
While evidence of his early genius has melted away, his dreams have remained. (The Welcome Back Kotter theme song is now in my head for the night). Scott lives in Delhi with
two kids, two dogs, and one wife.
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Scott's Email Scott's "double secret" Email |
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Jack Hettinger |
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Jack Hettinger
A respectable, conscientious professor at the College of Mount St. Joeseph, you'd really think Jack would have sent in a bio by now.
Though I've never met Jack, numerous unreliable sources have reported that he's a sweet sweet man and wouldn't hurt a fly.
Unless he hasn't had his moring coffee. Don't work too hard, Jack... You know what they say about all work and no play...
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Jack's Blog Jack's email |
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Patty with husband, Bobby, just released.
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Patty Houston
As of this writing, Patty could not be reached for comment. Her agency reports that she and Bobby are doing fine, and are very happy, despite recent rumors to the contrary.
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Patty's Blog Patty's email |
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Jim "I wannabe a cowboy" Jackson |
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Jim Jackson
Jim loves his writing almost as much as he loves his music. "It's what I am and what I do," he tells us. "It's everything I love."
When asked what else he knows, Jim said, "I know a lot about livin' (and a little about love.)" Do tell. Jim's all about having a "Good Time" and making
precious memories here in the real world. "It's everything I love." Yeah, you already said that, Jim. Gawd...
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Jim's Email Jim's Website |
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Nancy Johanson's Mother |
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Nancy Johanson's Mother
What, you don't hear so good? I said Nancy can't come to your little group no more.
Now get outta here and leave us alone before I hex dat lilly white puckered anus of yours
so you won't sit down for a month!
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Nancy's Blog Nancy's email |
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Jerry Judge, Poet
and Party Animal |
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Jerry Judge
Jerry submitted this touching haiku from his forthcoming collection, Portions From a Beer-Stained Notebook
innocent new day
quiet street - a great beer belch
startles some pigeons
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Jerry's Blog Jerry's email |
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